December 22, 2007
This movie is for those krazee kinky chicks out there that get off on dude on dude action the way I get off on chick on chick clitty to tit rubbing.
These chicks (each one of them fucking hot !) explain how much they totally get off on watching guys get it on with each otherand then proceed to have a threesome with a couple dudes who get off on dudes…kinda like some kinked out “make a wish” foundation deal I guess.
Anyways they get these dudes to suck each other off (and these guys seem to dig it as much as any chick cocksucker I have ever met) get their asses fucked and man these babes musta been pro cheerleaders they are yelling so loudly and so completely into it. In one scene this dark haired sexpot is watching the one guy totally ramming this other dude’s ass and you can see her juices running down her thighs she is so freakin turned on.
This flick gets a throbbing four cocks up cos dude…I wanna hook up with these chicks when they are done with these guys cos you just know they are gonna be Craaazzzyyyy for a real fucking of their own after having their wishes granted.
December 21, 2007
Man I feel like I’m stuck in the 70’s or something with all the hair in this flick. Like refreshing in a way to see hot women with a full set of pubes. With shaven porn so popular, these hairy gems are totally hard to find so I’m digging the difference!
These hot sluts start fucking in the bedroom before totally taking their fuck fest outside to the pool. Like dude, does every porn movie have a pool in it? You name it, this flick has it, hot interracial banging, redheads sucking cock, blonde cumsluts getting totally pounded on deck. Hairy pussy is a totally different flavor for me, but I dug the ride and I’ll probably take another journey into the jungle. This movie rates a 4 out of 5 cocks up rating from me.
December 20, 2007
Man I love POV (Point of View) porn. Like you can get right in at the action it’s almost as good as being there yourself. This awesome movie has 10 totally different amateur babes trying to be the best of the porn best. They totally give it their all, and that shines through in each set.
POV makes it seem like the dick on the monitor is an extension of your own and I totally dig that (it’s sweet that I’m totally better hung than any of the guys in this flick too). Dude these porn sluts go all the way, sucking on big dick, their heads vividly bobbing up and down on screen as they swallow what almost seems to be your own cock. Like these chicks are also total cam ho’s. Their eyes rarely leave the camera giving an almost surreal feel to the whole movie, like I said, it’s almost as good as being there yourself.
Man I swear, you have got to watch this to totally see what I’m talking about. Amateurs totally have the passion to make great porn, and the hot chicks in POV Castin Couch 2 are proof of that. This movie rates a 3.5 out of 5 cocks up rating from me.
December 19, 2007
Well fuck, imagine if you could like see people having sex even if they’re not really there. Vision of X is about some chick called Jenny who has visions of ‘porno people’ dancing around in her head all the time. Personally I think she like totally needs to get laid more.
My favorite scene is in the bathtub, Jenny lathers her huge melon-like tits with soap in the shower then switches the water off and like totally goes crazy pumping her pussy with a bright red dildo. After she cums the first time that’s when the trippiness starts. All of a sudden two hot blonde chicks are kissing and fondling each other in the big bathtub, her porno people again. Nipple sucking, pussy licking and some totally rad bath splashes ensue as the action gets more and more frenzied with each pelvic thrust.
Jenny’s one totally lucky slut getting to watch and enjoy this kind of hot action up close. Where do I get some porno people of my very own? This movie rates a 4 out of 5 cocks up rating from me.
December 18, 2007
Man I love a chick who knows what she wants, and Face Sittin Fanatics is totally filled with them. The hot action starts in a comfy living room with two big titted sluts horny for each other. A ton of pussy licking and dildo fucking delivers awesome on-screen orgasms that left me totally harder than before.
Moving the action outdoors was a totally choice move by the director. I totally dig the pool scenes with the hot babes fucking themselves with dildos on their deckchairs before taking a seat on someones face, and the different setting from the first scene totally kept things lively.
Dude Face Sittin Fanatics has 6 different scenes in one movie, and each of them is as hot as the next so if you enjoy watching sluts grinding their hot wet pussies on hungry mouths then you totally need to check this shit out! This movie rates a 3.5 out of 5 cocks up rating from me.
December 17, 2007
Dude the name says it all - FREAKIN INTENSE man, and a good way to start off my new rating system.
The movies I watch jack and report on will get a 1-5 cocks up rating - 5 meaning you will splooge all over your screen and still stay hard. 1 meaning you can use it to sleep to but you sure as hell cant get off to it unless you are used to jacking it to the Sears Catalog
I am so totally going to have to find the others in the series if they are like this. Like this flick has an amateur feel to it, but the babes fuck like total pros, starting off with some blonde milf who gets totally banged by these dudes. She’s noisy as hell but usually her mouth is stuffed with cock (as well as her pussy and ass - go slut go)
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Scene after scene delivers as these nymphos get every hole filled. Pussy fucked, Ass fucked, DP, Skull fucked as they swallow cock deep down their throats, super hot ball swallowing…these babes are nymphos with a capital S for slut.
Then just like fireworks the final scene is even more freakin intense as two babes get in on the action as they share this dude’s cock and some toys in every hole bringing themselves to some rocking orgasms.
This flick gets a big four out of five Cocks up rating from me.
December 15, 2007
God I love Patriotic Porn and this is one fuck-flick that makes me proud to be American because nothing is more American than pie and I dont mean apple…I’m talkin cream pies and this movie overflows with cum and cum hungry sluts taking it every which way.
Each scene fucking sizzles as two cum sluts milk these guys for all they are worth. Dude if you dig cute american cum hungry sluts, watching them suck and fuck and swapping cum with each other then this movie is a must see. If you dont dig that kinda stuff then what the hell are you doing here ? so go…now…watch it and fucking explode as you see them filled and covered with cum
December 14, 2007
If you’re like me your fave kinda chick is the chick that wants all her holes and both hands full of cock and still wants more….a total nympho slut who cant get enough and Swingin Gangbang delivers on this big time. Only 4 scenes but dude these chicks are fuck crazy.
From the first blonde slut getting banged by four guys as she works their cocks with mouth and pussy (and man does she ever know what she’s doing as she works out their loads in a fuck frenzy) the action doesnt let up! These chicks take it in both holes at once and beg for loads on their bodies, in their pussies and on their faces. A Gangbang Totally not to be missed unless you cant handle the heat.
December 12, 2007
Everybody loves big tits and with BBW movies you’re pretty much guaranteed to see some. Problem with most bbw stuff is that one of the B’s is supposed to stand for beautiful but usually they are dog ugly…not with Chubby Chasers 2.
Starts of with a hot young red head slut with a nice curvy ass and lovely suckable and fuckable tits that she shows off in the shower where she is joined by this dude that gets to experience her cock expertise while she plays with his cock then leads him to the bed where she fucks his brains out
Scene two we get a hot latina mamma that loves to suck and fuck and shows it while showing off her hot curves
Then for the final scene this movie totally rocks as a lonely and oversexed blonde bbw bombshell calls in the plumber to check her sink and thats not the only plumbing she wants him to do. She gets herself all wet and worked up while waiting for him. Then when he arrives and gets to work she undresses and surprises him with her hand friggin her pussy and her totally awesome tits on display…an offer he cannot refuse as he gets his cock blown and then gives this big bbw slut the fucking she is craving, and if you dig your sex noisy like I do, man this chick totally gets into it and isnt afraid to let you know.
December 11, 2007
Dude…This movie has it all and will leave you wanting more…like you will watch it and totally not fast-forward a thing! These married chicks are so totally fucking slutty, LOVE cock and lots of it.
Starts off with a bang (almost a gang bang kinda bang) with this totally hot blonde mom and just keeps getting hotter as she gets followed by a major league sweet ass redheaded chick that fucks these guys like the total slut she is and even gets some coffee in her cream when she gives a very enthusiastic fuck to this black dude while her husband and his buddy get off big time on seeing what a slut she is and how much she digs fucking hard and intense
This is followed by some more interacial slut action but this time its this majorly stacked and super hot black babe getting the creamy filling in her oreo cookie followed by some mystique of the orient.
Screw My Wife 29 is some serious Jack Off material dudes and should be watched only by experienced masturbators or you will probably break your freakin wrist on this one. Dont say I didn’t warn you man…
December 10, 2007
Pure Filth is livin’ up to its name today by bringing The WhackMan Girl Bang, a damn fine lesbian orgy lick fest that’ll leave you wanting more and more and FUCKING MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 bitches are gettin’ their freak on in this luscious dyke inferno. This flick features all kinds of glorious shit: nipples fucking vaginas, hard finger banging, vibrators and dildos, tons of fucking muff diving, 69 action, and plenty of – what The WhackMan fell particularly in love with – the filthy dirty girl talk. These bitches prove pretty conclusively that they don’t necessarily need the cack, but The WhackMan got the feeling that if one was there these wild bitches would’ve eaten the fuck out of it. And The WhackMan does literally mean “eat”. They probably would’ve bitten that shit off, divided it up, then drank it down with a nice Merlot.
Girl Bang has got all the lesbian action you can handle, but it drifts and drags at points, but what holds it to-fucking-gether is the fact that there are ten exposed breasts at all times. The WhackMan blasted 7 pearly loads to it. It’s worth your fucking time.
December 7, 2007
The WhackMan loves when porn flicks come with some half-assed contrived plotline. The horrible acting and ridiculous stories make The WhackMan yearn for the golden days of the late 70’s. Nymph Fever 1 is a hardcore film produced by Legend Studios. It is the bomb.
Apparently we’re on an army base plagued by “Nymph Fever”. The first two dudes to catch it end up fingercuffing Charmane Star, and you’d get to hear all properly that hot Asian moaning of hers if her mouth wasn’t filled with dick. And at the end of this glorious scene both her boys blow their man glue on her sweet tits. Excellent start.
The next man to catch “The Fever” is General Nick East. He quickly succumbs to Cheyenne Silver’s hot snatch and small tits, fucking her all good then blowing his load right on her ass. The WhackMan was rolling at this point.
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Scene 3 features Supreme Court Justice Vernon Feltcorn, played by the notorious Lexington Steele. Feeling that his catching of “The Fever” would hold up in any court, Justice Feltcorn gives his secretary - played by Jewel Valmont - the longest, hardest fuck session of her young life. Big Lex gets so into his slaying that it looks like he blows inside her, a mistake taken care of by a dissolve to him rubbing out his cum onto her hot white tits.
Next Dolly Golden and Barett Moore are two older blonds who get their hot lesbo action on, the get good and piped by General East, his white pole making both of them cum real hard.Scene 5 finishes with a sort of religious zealot played perfectly by Randy West. He too catches “The Fever” and after fucking Gina Ryder for a good long time proclaims “I’m gonna deliver my seed, uh” in that rhythmic preacher drawl that ends up sounding fucking hilarious.
Nymph Fever 1 has all you need and that old school feel to it. The WhackMan was impressed.
December 6, 2007
Ah The WhackMan loves that goddamn Teen niche… Director Rocco Sands teams up with Demolition Video to bring us a nearly flawless 3-scene flick entitled Bangin’ The Girl Next Door.
First up is hot blond 19 year old Fallon Sommers and her tight motherfuckin’ body. Lee Stone face fucks the shit out of her then quickly goes balls deep in her tight little box, showing this sweet piece of ass what it’s like to get fucked by a serious porn professional.
Sophia and her big fake and perfectly tanned tits are up next. Brett Rockman and Benjamin Bratt both take turns mouth raping this bitch, then get their hot fingercuff action on, Mr. Bratt at one point stuffing Sophia’s g-string into her mouth ahead of his dick. These dudes continue to violate the fuck outta this young girl, segueing into some hot DP action. Sophia loves it all. She is a slut, and while both her dudes cum on her face she rubs their balls like a pro. Bravo, Sophia!
Bangin’ The Girl Next Door then takes a turn for the worst. Gia Jordan claims to be only 23, and that may indeed be true, but she looks like one of The WhackMan’s fucking aunts with that big ol’ ass of hers. Tyce Bune ain’t exactly in the throes of his prime either, but what really fucked The WhackMan up was the sound of Ms. Jordan’s annoying voice. The WhackMan couldn’t stay hard.
We were on our way to greatness till that fucking last scene, but The WhackMan was still able to take care of business with this one.
December 1, 2007
These teens are breaking their curfew to bring The Whackman hot, juicy, ass-pounding teen sex! It’s Teens Goin Wild 7.

Sabrina is a cute blonde with an angel face. She has a tight little body featuring an adorable set of small perky boobs and a nice little butt. Mr. Pete comes in and whips out his cock for her to suck. In seconds she gets naked and climbs on for some cowgirl. She turns around to show off more of her pretty parts in reverse cowgirl. For the anal, she lies on her back and puts her legs up and Mr. Pete slides his cock right in. She then gets her ass fucked in doggy. She goes to her knees quickly to get a nice pop shot in her open mouth.
Alex is another cute blonde with a petite body. Mr. Pete has his paws all over her right from the start. She’s out of her clothes in no time flat, and has Mr. Pete’ s cock balls deep in her mouth. He begins fucking her pussy while she lies on her back, then on her side, on a table. He gets a piece of her ass in the same position followed by some doggy action. She sits her asshole on his cock for a long cowgirl that just looks great. He picks her up for a standing cowgirl, followed by blasting her ass hard in missionary until he cums all over her open mouth and cheek.
Anika is a brunette cutie with an adorable smile. She has a small petite body and she looks sweet enough to eat. She’s paired with an older looking guy and it helps to play up the barely legal angle. The old man licks her sweet little slit and he receives a nice blowjob her making her pussy get all wet. He starts by drilling her pussy in missionary/sideways. Anika climbs on him in reverse cowgirl; she has a small but very cute little tushy and it looks damn good when she riding the old dude in cowgirl. He enjoys her tight little cunt in doggy before pulling out to load on her butt cheeks.
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Lucy is another cutie with black hair and blonde streaks. She’s still got some baby fat on her face which adds to her cutie appeal. She sucks Darren’s cock like a good girl until his cock is hard enough him to fill her shaved little muff in reverse cowgirl. The camera gets close and her pussy looks pretty darn tight hugging Darren’s cock. After that, she bends over and props her leg on the couch for her cunt to get some more loving in doggy. One thing that bugged The Whackman was some annoying shadows that blocked the action from time to time. Overlooking that, Lucy gets on her back and her pussy is fucked in missionary. The scene ends with him cumming on her chin.
The last scene features Maggie, a cute redhead. She’s another young looking babe with a petite body with small perky tits and a tight little ass. She begins sucking Mr. Pete’s cock staring up at him longing for his approval and looking very innocent about what she’s doing. With a job well done, she climbs on for a little cowgirl ride. Bouncing like she’s on a pogo stick, she gets all of Mr. Pete’s dong balls deep in her pussy. She then lies on her back to have her slit filled in missionary. Mr. Pete can’t resist her ass and slides his cock right into her butt. They get into doggy before he nails her ass in piledriver, forcing him to cum on her face. She keeps her mouth open and does taste some of it, but most of it lands on her cheek.
Teens Goin Wild 7 is a good flick featuring some fresh young looking teens. They are all cute and give The Whackman that high school boy feeling and crushing on the cute chick. There are various sexual positions that keep The Whackman interested and the camera work was tolerable. 6 healthy shots were unloaded.
November 30, 2007
Covergirl Sativa Rose has the Whackman wanting to Bang It right fuckin now. Let’s do this motherfuckers.

Lucy Lee and Haley Paige tease outside, overlooking a canyon. Inside, they introduce themselves and tell us that they’re doing each other and Sascha today – he runs into the scene with a raging hard-on. The sluts drop to their knees and start to gobble. Sascha sticks Haley in doggy first. Haley eats Lucy while she’s being railed. Next, Lucy mounts the stud in reverse cowgirl. Haley gets fingered by the other two during the fucking. Haley rides Sascha while Lucy puts her ass in her face. A set of purple anal beads are introduced to Haley’s rectum and Lucy gets a beaded, black, anal toy in her ass and Haley gets to taste it. Another insertion and Lucy gets a taste of her digestive system but she wants real cock. Sascha jams her ass in doggy. Haley gets the flesh pipe in reverse cowgirl anal and then Lucy rides Sascha’s cock in anal cowgirl while Haley does a masturbation DP. The sluts both suck Lucy’s ass off of Sascha’s cock. Haley gets spooned anally. Lucy sucks Haley’s juices from the cock. The sluts get on their knees; he gives each of them some spurts.
The sexy Sativa Rose is dazzling in hot pink undies. Then there’s a cut to Sativa on a couch wearing a fishnet top and panties. Lee Stone is her fuckbuddy; He gags her with his cock and spits in her mouth. There was a little face slap that she didn’t like, but The Whackman appreciates a man who knows how to treat a whore. Lee pushes her onto the couch and dives into her pussy. After a side entry missionary penetration, Lee picks her up for some mid-air. They fall back onto the couch for both cowgirls. He pushes her back into missionary and they go flying again before dropping down for more missionary on the couch. The intensity really shows on Sativa’s face. They slap each other’s face and there’s more nasty spitting. Back to doggy and a profusely sweating Lee pulls Sativa down onto the floor to streak his seed across her face. Sativa licks at his cock and they’re both completely winded by this workout.
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Audrey Hollander is a sexy redhead. She’s in knee high silver boots, thigh high red fishnet stockings and a translucent pink bra with chains trimming it. Marco Duato and Otto Bauer are the lucky dudes who get to fuck Audrey. She deep throats Otto with ease but has more difficulty with Marco’s schlong. The dual cocksucking is messy and energetic. There are some body slaps and Audrey is promised some cock in her ass. She assumes the position and Otto goes straight up her pooper. Audrey’s still giving Marco world class head, but soon has to give that up as Marco replaces Otto and pounds her rectum relentlessly. She gets back to sucking some cock as Otto face fucks and jaw breaks Audrey. A2M for Marco and Otto takes up the rear. Otto tortures her tits, then explores Audrey’s throat with his cock. Reverse cowgirl anal on Marco and Otto’s cock in her mouth. He gives her pussy its first action for a DP. Audrey sucks her juices from both cocks then it’s cowgirl on Marco. More cock cleaning by Audrey and then they do a flying DP. Piledriver anal is next with Otto. Marco takes his share and Otto goes back for more. Audrey pries open her sphincter for him and then accedes to Marco. A2M and Otto’s back. A2M for him and Audrey’s ready for cum. Otto spews in her mouth and Marco has some for her face and tongue. Audrey swallows down her libation to close a very rough scene.
Trina Michaels teases with green undies and fishnet stockings. Cut to the interview with Trina now decked out in black lingerie and sitting on a coral colored couch. Marco and Sascha are on her immediately when called. Trina explores her throat with their prongs, but she doesn’t have deep throat skills. She does have enthusiasm. They turn her around for some target practice on her ass, raining smacks down on it. Sascha enters her pussy in doggy and Marco puts Trina on the rotisserie. Trina mounts Marco in reverse cowgirl and Sascha gets some head. Sascha spits into her mouth and smacks her tits. He has Trina slap her own tits and then Marco switches holes. A2M with Marco imploring her to take it all. Cowgirl anal on Sascha. Marco continues the abuse at the other end. A2M and no hands bj for Marco. He gets her ass in reverse cowgirl anal and Sascha fills her pussy for the DP. She moves over to Sascha in cowgirl and Marco’s soon in her ass for the DP. Reverse cowgirl anal on Sascha, then they show a gape, which Marco fills. Back on Sascha and Trina begs for cock in her pussy. Marco gags her with his cock first, then fills the gap. Trina drops to the floor and gets doubly splooged, making her porn pretty.
Deja Daire is slender and tight looking. Her gash is bald and she shows us some roast beef. She has a baby voice, does anal and is going to get Lee Stone for her scene. Deja shows her wares and Lee’s on her. He gets up on the bench and feeds Deja his cock. She doesn’t get much into her throat before gagging. He pushes her back onto a bed and eats her pussy. Lee then pushes his cock into her gaping pussy. He pulls her back into reverse cowgirl. Lee tries to force his cock down her throat, but it just won’t go. They move to doggy anal which turns to an up and over. A2M leading to reverse cowgirl anal. Lee squeezes the hell out of Deja’s breast, totally going caveman on her. He spoons her ass and she sucks his cock clean. Cowgirl anal and missionary anal ensues. Deja works her pussy while Lee drives towards orgasm. He pulls out and shoots his spew on Deja’s face.
Bang It is an appropriate title for this hardcore fuck flick. The hardest scene was with Audrey Hollander. Sativa Rose, even though she doesn’t do anal, shows a propensity for very physical sex. Lucy Lee also seems to be drawn to less romantic and more physically taxing scenes. Trina Michaels and Haley Paige did the damn thing. The sluts were hot and the energy was high throughout. The Whackman fired out 8 strong loads – this flick depicts how to fuck a whore like the whore she is…
November 29, 2007
Boobs, tits, knockers… What else do you need when you have two luscious ta ta’s right in your face? Knowing that these girls are all Totally Stacked is all it takes for The Whackman to get going!

Jamie is on a stair machine wearing a pair of sheer black panties and a white net top. She’s interrupted by Steven, who’s looking for camels. Jamie doesn’t know anything about camels, but offers to show him her camel toe. They head inside where Jamie shows him again before letting him give it a kiss. Jamie gets skullfucked her before he tongues and fucks her pussy. They get into missionary before moving through reverse cowgirl, doggy, and the traditional cowgirl. Jamie takes a nice facial, keeping her eyes wide open.
Nineteen year old blonde Vanessa fantasizes about giving her tennis pro a lesson in ball handling when her parents are gone. They kiss and grope each other outside before heading inside. They strip down before Vanessa drops down to mouth Justin’s joystick. She bends over for him to play with her pierced pussy before he fucks it. She then rides him reverse cowgirl style and sucks it clean, before turning around to bounce on it cowgirl style. Justin spoons her before nailing her in missionary. She tells Justin to blow his load over her face, but he barely gets any of it that far and instead covers her neck.
When Vicky finds out her hubby was cheating on her with his buddy Mark’s wife, she changes into some smoking hot black lingerie and climbs onto Mark’s lap. She bashes her big fat titties around his face before sliding down to break out his cock. Vicky works Mark into her throat while her hubby complains about how she never deep throated him or sucked his balls like she’s doing to Mark. She titty fucks him before lying back so Mark can eat her in return before fucking her. Vicky sucks Mark’s cock clean then bends over so Mark can give her ass a good tonguing. He rails her pussy from behind and while she lies on her side. Vicky climbs up for a cowgirl ride and moves his cock back into her ass. He picks her up and moves her across the room to a barstool and they keep going in reverse cowgirl anal and doggy anal across the room. Vicky takes a very nice facial from Mark.
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While Isabella’s husband checks out the house they’re interested in buying from John, Isabella stays to negotiate with John. She starts out mouthing his manhood before climbing up to ride it cowgirl style. She lays back to let John give it to her missionary style and gets up so he can doggy the slut. They finish things up with a little spooning before John decorates Isabella’s tits.
Things come to a close with Franchezca, a dark brunette with a large lower back tattoo. She teases Mark with a black and pink whale tail sticking out above her jeans on a balcony. He admires it as well as her nice natural rack, and worships her ass as he slides her jeans down. She takes his cock into her mouth before bending over the railing for Mark to take her from behind. They head in for some doggystyle on the bed before following it up with missionary. Mark takes a break to eat Franchezca’s pussy, and gives her ass a little oral attention, before pulverizing her some more missionary style. He has Franchezca suck his cock a bit before letting her on for a cowgirl ride in both positions. Mark takes her on her side before he pops on her tits and face.
Totally Stacked is a pretty good compilation. There’s a nice collection of scenes and in unlike so many other compilations, the sluts all nicely fit the theme of the movie. The Whackman’s only problem with this one is that it’s not portrayed as a compilation. Still, that didn’t stop The Whackman from firing out 6 loads of goo.